How Tall Are You?

Brandon: Look at the size of Donnie's hand. It's like the size of a bear paw.

Sam: But at least it's proportional to the rest of his body.

Erin: Yeah, he's 6'7". How tall are you?

Sam: Six feet. How tall are you?

Brandon: 6'1".

Sam: I used to weigh that much before.

Brandon: My grandmom kept getting shorter as she got older. She was 2'11" and yellow when she died.

Donnie: Yellow?

Brandon: She had pancreatic cancer.

Donnie: Cu, that's terrible. That's like saying my aunt got shorter by cutting off her feet because she had diabetes.

Sam: And she walked in circles from that point on.

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